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babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

just watch it

holy jesus christ




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  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?



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tonystarks:

don’t imagine your otp slow dancing in their socks while the taller of the two hums a tune (terribly) for them to dance to and the shorter has their face pressed into the taller one’s shoulder. don’t imagine it.




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astudyinawesome:

"Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?"
"Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it."

astudyinawesome:

"Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?"

"Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it."




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im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)



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fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

Via Class War for Socialism

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

Via Class War for Socialism




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tastefullyoffensive:

Alan understands. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Alan understands. [via]




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shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”




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maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE




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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle)




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unlimitedbway:

guess we all know where i’m moving now

unlimitedbway:

guess we all know where i’m moving now




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letsenjolrevolutionthings:

have a nice day (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

letsenjolrevolutionthings:

have a nice day (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧




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benshaws:

Black, the colour of despair.




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speedyegbert:

alayhwmikibo:

black-battler:

The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

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HEY. WHOA. HOLD UP A FOR A GODDAMN SECOND. THIS IS VITAMIN STRING QUARTET. THEY’RE A REALLY COOL GODDAMN GROUP THAT DO MOTHERFUCKIN COVERS OF ALL SORTS OF SONGS, LIKE HEY, WE GOT, SNOW BY RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS???? BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS, WHAT!? YOU WANNA FUCKING GET LUCKY, WELL GET LUCKY TO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! TWIST ME UP AND CALL ME A FUCKING NOODLE THIS GROUP IS THE FUCKING SHIT ANYWAYS, HERE’S WONDERWALL

O.O THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost cried this is so beautiful 

(Source: reinaru)




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mensrightsactivist:

getting older is scary can i stop

(Source: niichainz)




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